I am Maddog The Second, First Son of Ernest, a scion of the House of Douglas -- known to allies and enemies alike as Canis Insanus. I have conquered empires, I have destroyed or enslaved all who have opposed me, I am master of a thousand concubines who writhe at my feet, begging to bear my progeny ...
... I sit atop this lonely pinnacle, glaring down at the pitiful <\b>cowering humanity</b> cringing below me, and yet ... try as I might, I cannot escape the horrid, insidious pull of this awful place: this last hellish bastion of resistance to the awesome power I command. I ... cannot ...
... Please ... ... Help ... ... Me ...
Current Residence: Arcata CA USA
Favourite genre of music: eclectic
Favourite photographer: annie, gabbie, adam, diane
Favourite style of art: scary
Operating System: XP, Vista
MP3 player of choice: winamp
Shell of choice: mac 'n cheese
Skin of choice: anything I can easily crawl out of
Favourite cartoon character: Helga Pataki, Jane Lane, Bullwinkle J. Moose
Personal Quote: Quick, Watson! The needle!